I AM BACK, BABY.

And better than ever.
Well, not completely sure about that part.
But I'm most certainly lighter.

I've lost 14 pounds since I started going to the gym. Looks like getting my ass kicked in Zumba class is paying off. I can almost see my jawline coming back. Almost.

Mother's Day was cool - but as far as I'm concerned, every day is fricken Mother's Day. Here's a little something for all the moms out there:



OK. What else do you need to know?
* I had a sinus infection (my seasonal allergies have been crazy) - the doc prescribed Avelox, and I broke out in hives. I've never had a problem with any antibiotic - and all of a sudden, I'm blotchy, bloated, and ransacking the house for Benadryl.

* I'm secretly waiting for the "Sex and the City" movie to come out. Shh - don't tell anyone. I think I'll be sneaking off to a matinee' when the girls are in school.

* My girls are turning four this week - FOUR YEARS OLD! I've been shamed into doing cupcakes, juiceboxes and goody bags for the girls' classes. I'll be buying my cupcakes - Shhh, don't tell anyone.

* Potty training is VERY hard. Miss Princess was refusing to use the potty at home, running around the house chanting, "no more underwears! I wear diapers!" I've managed to get her back on track (with a significant amount of bribery). I just keep washing clothes and washing teeny tiny undies with Minnie Mouse on them. Its gotta get better right? Like I always say - being a mom doesn't get any easier - it just changes and presents new and different challenges.

OK - I'm off like a dirty shirt - glad to be back!