Sit down and take a memo...
...Said I to my cute male secretary (who moonlights as a Calvin Klein model):
Letter #1:
Dear I.R.S -
I'm not quite sure why you've chosen to fuck me this year, but I kinda wish you would've taken me to dinner first. You want HOW MUCH? Four THOUSAND dollars??
Let's be frank. You don't really need my money, now do you - you bloodsucking cocksuckers. I hate to break it to you, but I don't have $4000. Were you thinking that maybe I didn't have enough shit on my head, let's throw in an IRS debt as well, just to make things interesting, and maybe push me a little closer to Prozac? Damn you all to hell.
Signed, me
etc etc etc.
Letter #2:
Dear God,
If handing me a $4000 IRS debt is your special way of delaying DH from buying the big house for the MIL to come live with us, you've got a really sick sense of humor. And someday, when I finally meet you, I'm going to punch you in the nuts.
Signed, me
etc etc etc.
Fucking hell. Hell and damnation, that's what it is.
Would anyone be offended if I put a PayPal donation button on my blog?? I need all the help I can get.
Letter #1:
Dear I.R.S -
I'm not quite sure why you've chosen to fuck me this year, but I kinda wish you would've taken me to dinner first. You want HOW MUCH? Four THOUSAND dollars??
Let's be frank. You don't really need my money, now do you - you bloodsucking cocksuckers. I hate to break it to you, but I don't have $4000. Were you thinking that maybe I didn't have enough shit on my head, let's throw in an IRS debt as well, just to make things interesting, and maybe push me a little closer to Prozac? Damn you all to hell.
Signed, me
etc etc etc.
Letter #2:
Dear God,
If handing me a $4000 IRS debt is your special way of delaying DH from buying the big house for the MIL to come live with us, you've got a really sick sense of humor. And someday, when I finally meet you, I'm going to punch you in the nuts.
Signed, me
etc etc etc.
Fucking hell. Hell and damnation, that's what it is.
Would anyone be offended if I put a PayPal donation button on my blog?? I need all the help I can get.
posted by scrappintwinmom @ 10:43 AM
3 Comments:
At 2:06 PM,
Style Me Organized said…
both very well written letters and i'm sure you will see results. our take no prisoners approach will force both the irs and god to take you seriously and i say well done you.
four thousand dollars indeed. hell with that!
honestyrain
At 2:08 PM,
Style Me Organized said…
both very well written letters and i'm sure you will see results. our take no prisoners approach will force both the irs and god to take you seriously and i say well done you.
four thousand dollars indeed. hell with that!
honestyrain
At 2:45 PM,
Mean One said…
Good greif, we have similar luck. I just dropped in after checking your comment and it seems we have some in common (though you'd never know, because I really do despise having to make profiles for myself) anyway, i hope things clear up for you.
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