The Village called. They want their idiot back.

So, I guess I'm going to have to pack up all of DH's things and get him ready to go.

Cripes. Talk about a stubborn man.

Yesterday I mentioned to DH that it was going to snow this weekend and it was going to be very cold, and perhaps these weren't ideal conditions to take the babies out just so that he could have a night of drunken revelry. He accused me of using the weather as an excuse to try and "wriggle out" of plans that had already been made. I lost it, and told him that I am their mother, and its my job to look out for them since NO ONE else is. And left the room.

This morning, I see that snow predictions are for 8" and better. The phone rings, and its my MIL. She says (in her most superior tone), "I'm not sure its a good idea for the babies to be out in this weather". I agree with her, and tell her to go talk to her pig-headed son.

Five minutes later, I get a phone call from DH. He says, "You know, I've been thinking about it, and I don't think its a good idea for us to take the babies out in this weather."

Are you fucking kidding me?

When I say it, I'm the anti-social asshole. When his mother says it, its like it was handed down on tablets from the Mountain. Un-fucking-real.

So, I may still have to deal with people in my house, but at least I don't have to worry about my babies catching pneumonia - yay for me.

OK. Enough DH bashing (pah. IS there such a thing??) On to more interesting topics:

Today's questions are courtesy of Friday Fiver:

1. Number of jobs you've held - Since I first started working (at 13), I've had six jobs.
2. Biggest raise, by percent - I think it was 10%. Ah, the good ol' days
3. Have you ever quit?- Several times, yes.
4. Have you ever been fired? Well, laid off. Only once. Fuckers.
5. Worst mistake, while on the job - Whoring out with two co-workers (on separate occasions. I had SOME class back then), one of whom wound up being my subordinate several months later....cringe....ah, the not-so-good ol' days.