Diary of a Mad SAHM

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Monday, November 29, 2004

A Couple of Quick Updates...

Just so's you're not left hanging:

1. My teeth are fine now. It was apparently a sinus infection. Five days of antibiotics and I was fine....whew.

2. Sara's eye is fine now. It was not an eye infection as we thought - possibly an irritation of some sort thanks to DH, who put her on the living room carpet and she rolled over onto her tummy and (no doubt) got some cat dander or dust in there. A couple days of erythromycin and she's fine.

3. BTW - Julia Roberts gave birth to her twins. She had a boy and a girl. She wasn't due till January, and was apparently on bedrest when she began to have contractions. Did anyone see her on Oprah at 7mos PG? She had the tiniest little belly. A big middle-finger salute to her - and Beth Helm (see Danielle's Thanksgiving entry) because SOME of us were the size of a Mack truck at 8mos. Speaking of, I had to go out and buy new bras - I'm now a D cup, thanks to my 2 bitches. DH is not bothered by this in the least.

4. The wedding that I was dreading? UGH. First of all, Sirico's in Bay Ridge is the most horrible, low rent guido place I've ever had the displeasure of visiting. What were they thinking? The food was barely edible, the dance floor was too small. Their videographer had this HUGE tripod that got in everyone's way (big ups to Danielle's BIL who was AWESOME at my wedding...too bad I never got my video...LOL) and to top it off, the best man made an ass out of himself during the toast. Remember Danielle's wedding, and Frank's speech? We were all standing there, glasses in hand, asking each other "what the crack is he talking about??" It was kinda like that. THEN he dropped the F-bomb. Unreal. And for his finale, he made reference to Tony's first marriage (which, obviously, was annulled prior to his marriage to JoMarie)...I heard guests at another table say "He was MARRIED before??" I watched Jo, sitting on the dais, put her face in her hands, and I laughed my fucking ass off. Classic. Their DJ was great though, and DH danced his ass off. I know its hard to believe, but my DH can cut a mean rug, despite his 300lb frame.

Wanna see the happy couple? Follow this link: http://silive.com/ecards/gallery/display/index.ssf?ECARDKEY=154444227000141168

5. Baby D, it seems, is now sleeping through the night. She's done it for 4 nights in a row now (not counting Thanksgiving) - thank God!

6. DH just bought us a PHAT color printer/scanner thingie. Look out Danielle - I am NOW going to start scrapbooking if it kills me!

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